For the American Fertility Association’s Illuminations night invitations were issued to a Greek bride and a dead housewife. Nia Vardolos from My Fat Greek Wedding was given the Carolyn Berger Adoption Advocacy Award and Brenda Strong, the ghostly narrator from Desperate Housewives, was a mistress of ceremonies. I was one of the guests pigging out on the delicious hors d’oeuvres and dinner served at the Lighthouse at Chelsea Piers. It was a full house with many fans of fertility and the right to have a baby.