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“The Babymakers” features desperate prospective parents played by Paul Schneider and Olivia Munn. His sperm have gone bad so he robs the sperm bank that houses his one batch of good sperm that he donated in younger days. When I was trying to conceive a baby with my second husband, we needed his extra sperm that were stored at the hospital sperm bank. We weren’t sure if they were still good, but the nurse reassured us that his frozen sperm would outlast us all. We arranged to have the sperm shipped to our new donor egg doctor in New Jersey. Then I kept my fingers crossed that the delivery truck wouldn’t crash and smash my husband’s sperm to smithereens.